I just got back from a Safeway You would not believe the kind of chicks a 1 year old can score. My son throws his ball....what brings it back? A 20 year old girl with a perfect smile and a great rack. This girl was all around perky. Blonde. Fit. An obvious distraction from the boring green beans I was bagging.
Out of the corner of my eye, I was able to witness it without anyone catching me. Oh yeah. Gotta be a ninja if you want to scope tail in the Safeway without conservative old ladies glaring.
And here's some info Deli meat is cheaper than that packaged crap. Keep an eye out if you want to save. As an added bonus you might get lucky with a cute deli girl that knows how to handle her meat.
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